Watch this blog for a new announcement on a new website coming soon. I am relaunching a site I had in the 1990's, the Schmucks' Forest, a virtual tree planting site for all the fools/schmucks in the world. It will be a place to plant a tree in the name of a person or entity that is beyond the realm of usual dorks.
Why? Because the time is right to release stress and negative emotions in a clandestine manner (no one will know you planted the tree except for you). You will feel better and have a great laugh....I can hardly wait so I want to nominate some fools/schmucks now. These are MY OPINION as to whom I believe deserve trees:
Heidi Montague: why do we have to hear her name or hear her ridiculous escapades anymore?
The Supreme Court (I know I go for the big guns) for their ridiculous ruling that will allow elections to be bought by those with money.
Tiger Woods: if you have to ask why, perhaps you should consider a tree of your own.
John Edwards: ditto to the above
So many fools; so little time. I feel better already. Got a nominee? More to come....
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I nominate Michelle Bachman. The "I'll say or do anything for attention" representative from our state.
ReplyDeleteWill birds and other forest animals be able to live in the Schmuck's Forest? Or will they bypass it for healthier timber?
ReplyDeleteThe good things in live like birds and animals will bypass the schmuck's forest. That said, there is nothing to prohibit them from relieving themselves on certain trees prior to their leaving for healthier timber.
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